Bradshaw seems to have things well under control as he tried to explain in one minute how he could get this poor guy to run around the arena and then do the chicken dance for his own personal enjoyment.
Tazz: What's Kishi doing Cole?
Cole: I don't know?
D-Von: Damn man! Lay off the KFC!
Scotty 2 Hotty was feeling fine while attempting another WORM but became imbarrassed when his worm took off and left him behind.
D-Von's still engraged after smelling Kishi's farts. He was so enraged that his faced was forever stuck in this expression until surgery could be done.
Angle's confusion continues as Hass tries to convince Kurt to go out on a date with him.
Angle: What's going on here?
Hass: Please Kurt, I struck out with the ladies and everyone else in the locker room..
Angle: Go away.
Just as Chavo cheated his way to another win. He noticed the camera guy looking at him and tried to pretend he was tough by doing a pose he learned in prison from a guy named Bubba.
Chavo: Hey holms.. You wanna peice?
Teddy Long keeps forgetting he's not Malcom X and this isn't the Muslim invasion of America while Spike Dudley tries to bring him up to date on the current times. Long looks extremely angry because of this and chooses to ignore him while two jobbers think their working for him.
While pounding a jobber in a US Title defense, John Cena takes a break from the action to support his friend Micheal Jackson with a dance.
Finally after his twenty minute routine, Cena disposes this guy and actualy tells him what "FU" means.. Foolishly Underestimated.
Show lifts RVD high above to save him from the load he's about to drop in the ring after eating the entire catering table backstage before the match.
Confused and frustrated that he shat all over the ring, Show was tired of holding RVD up and decided to drop him in it after all.
The Democrates were unhappy with John Kerry and decided to pick someone else to run for them. They picked John Cena due to his extinsive vocabulary.. That's the only reason why Bush won't be re-elected because he studders like Bubba Ray Dudley too much.
Eddie was disapointed when Kurt said that he wasn't having a Minority Report Award given out. Eddie then mocked Angle and said he was going to have one any ways even if he had to steal it..
What's up wit dat? I didn't know this was 1989 all over again!
It's it me or does Johnny The Bull look constipated?
Johnny wanted to see if Spike lived up to his first name by spiking him into the mat.
Feeling very uncomfortable right about now, Johnny regrets telling Spike to "get the job done" as Spike takes that back to his man whoring days.
Mark Jindrak isn't happy as Teddy Long decided to cry on his should after realizing The Hair Club For Men turned down his application yet again.
Kurt: Welcome to Kurt Angle's Variety Talent contest! Behind me stands Vannila Ice, Geroge W Bush, and.. Who's the third guy again? Any ways.. And there's.. Oh yeah! ME!
In a delayed reaction all three men respond.
Cena: He mentioned my name!
Hass: He forgot me already?
Bradshaw: Where's Ron Simmons at? Oh yeah I got him fired! Hahaha! DAMN!
Bradshaw tried to justify why he's to become the Great American as Angle pretends to be listening, Cena becomes offended.
Bradshaw: Now listen here Kurt.. I shoud be your man because..
Cena: Dude! You don't get it do you? I got the belt so I'm the winner!
Kurt: What?
Cena beleives he's won as Kurt speaks.
Kurt: Hey! Cena! Put your arm down ok? You obviously didn't shower after you match and the stench is killing me!
Bradshaw: Heheheh!
Kurt: You breath stinks to cowboy.. Get a mint!
Bradshaw talks his way out of getting a mint by offering to kiss Angle's ass, which he gladly accepts.
Eddie's last photo as it was taken inside of a jail cell. Guess why he was smiling..
It's a surprise entrance by.. Marty McFly!
Eddie told Kurt he was going to steal an award for his Minority Challenge but he didn't tell him is was going to be his.
Eddie: Look what I got man?! This ended up in the trunk of my car somehow essa, and I don't know how! *winks*
Kurt becomes enraged and Bradshaw takes the time to play "mirror" and duplicates Kurt's actions just incase the English doesn't register to Eddie.
Eddie: I got a belt... I got a trophy.. Holms, I'm looking good while you and Bradshaw are being dos homo locos brotha!
Eddie: Seriously now.. I'll give it back if you want it.
Kurt: I want my trophy back now! Damn it! That's mine!
Eddie: I can see that you really want it back.. But I forgot something..
Kurt: What's that?
Eddie: I LIED!
Eddie also pulls out something from his pocket.. It appears to be John Cena's ear peice used to remind him of his raps.
Eddie's collection of stolen items begins to build..
Bradshaw is like a poor child after seeing Eddie's collection.
Bradshaw: He's got more stuff than I've got while investing, and he doesn't even have a book!
Bradshaw then later tries to get Eddie to teach him how to steal things too.