Hey hey, everyone!
It's everybody's ninth-favorite captioneer here with his 2000th post.
Yeah, big flaming whoop. I know.
Anyway, rather than doing a big list talking about everyone, I figured I'd save number 2K for what really matters. Captions.
Hope they don't suck.
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KID: Hey, Bradshaw. I have a note for you.
JBL (reading): "John. Sorry to get your hopes up, but your push timer is almost up. Better luck next draft lottery. Vince."
The scary thing about this picture? A split-second before the shutter opened, D-Von was standing right behind Rikishi...
With the rumors of more impending releases, Scotty prepares for a possible fall-back career: Flight attendant.
FANS: We want tables! We want tables!
CHICK IN PINK: I can see my reflection!
HAAS: Oh, my God, Kurt! Your head...it's shrinking!
SENIOR: Okay, but the next time I get introduced as Edward James Olmos...
Shannon Moore was discouraged. If Spike Dudley was "Little"...what did that make him?
No one will ever forget the night that John Cena's left elbow was outed.
Taking a cue from "Eugene" Dinsmore on RAW, Charles Robinson hopes that he, too, can become integral to storylines by becoming SmackDown's resident retard.
RVD: Whoa, dude, there's like a giant Frost Titan about to hit you!
SHOW: Yeah, right, ya stoner.
RVD: Whoa, and I can like see God! SmackDown's SO much better than RAW.
Big Show was elated. He knew he had voted 20,000 times. His mom's computer was working again!
KURT: Put your shirt on and get out.
EDDIE: Geez, sorry I asked,
ese.
LONG: Lemme holla at ya playa. Jus' wanted to warn ya that my momma said "Knock you out." Belee dat.
REF: So, Spike, you're telling me that on RAW, the referees didn't have to wear these gay armbands?
Spike "Ankle Biter" Dudley took his new gimmick a little too seriously. Johnny "The Stump" Stamboli didn't take too kindly to shoots.
VINCE: Mike Sanders and Elix Skipper?
JR: Gone before the InVasion.
VINCE: Shawn Stasiak?
JR: Buried and gone.
VINCE: Sean O'Haire?
JR: Released into the wild.
VINCE: And we just got Stamboli...
JR: Who does that leave?
VINCE: Thanks, Teddy. Almost forgot that one.
KURT: Ladies and gentlemen. It is my pleasure to inform you all that we - the Bears - are the Shufflin' Crew.
A gunshot fired in an alley. A scream for help. Prototype awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
BRADSHAW: Muh--muh mouth's blee--
TAZZ: Here we go again.
KURT: I'll be damned! You ARE "Sure!"
KURT: If it weren't for this rabid weasel that's attached itself to my spine, I'd give you a big hug.
COLE (sobbing): If--if only he hadn't bought Brock that laptop. He might still be here!
COLE (sobbing): Oh, God! Even the HEARSE is a lowrider!
This was the weirdest T-1000 morph EVER.
KURT: You're a homo!
JBL: Uh...
KURT: To the left, John...
EDDIE: Now I'm...a gopher!
EDDIE: Yeah, so I just got back from the Latino Stereotypes Awards...
EDDIE: Uh, yeah...
KURT: Then why is
my na--
EDDIE: Oh, shoot.
KURT: Hey! You broke it!
You can tell pro wrestling is in a man's veins when his tumors start to resemble steel folding chairs.
EDDIE: And here's a picture I took of Lance Storm. You can see he sleeps in the nude.
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Worst. 2,000th post. Ever.