Fuck, I hate to spoil this, but I did say I would make it easier.

Fun watching everybody guess.
Try this on:
So, how is everybody doing?
The weather's really awful here, so I'm not great.
Really, what's up with this?
All this rain, right when I had all this shit I wanted to do?
When are things going to start going my way?
Meh, I guess I'll just have to get off here & fix a sandwich.
All this venting's makin' me hungry.
Now to peel myself out of this chair....