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JR: Welcome to the United States Government Draft, everybody, I'm Jim Ross alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler. And King, this is sure to be a monumtneous night for us here!
King: JR I am still in shock that Mr. McMahon has decided to split the US Government into the Republicans and the Democrats!
JR: George Bush is the Republican GM, and he won the coin toss so the Republicans will now take their first pick.
George Bush: For mah first pick, the Republicans select... RONALD REAGAN.
JR: Bah gawd, King, Ronald Reagan has to be 98460845604756945 years old!
King: Yeah, I don't even think they had history last time he was in school.
JR: Here comes John Kerry with the first pick for the democrats...
John Kerry: Interesting pick, Bush, but I think we've got you beat. For our first pick, the democrats select... HILLARY CLINTON.
King: YAHOOOOO!!! Puppies!!!
JR: OH MAH GAWD, business is about to pick up!
George Bush: Don't misunderestimate me, Kerry. I'm fixing to leave this podium and kick your shriveled old ass!
Kerry: Just make your pick, cowboy.
George Bush: For our next pick, the Republicans select... JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD.
(Bradshaw comes running out and gives Kerry a clothesline from hell, erupting in a rumble of senators.)
JR: BAH GAWD, ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE!!!
TO BE CONTINUED........................................................................
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