^ So much for not changing the running story. Back on track...
GOLDENBOX: And now to Lou P. Daight with sports. Lou P?
LOU: Thanks, George. Big news in the world of sports as the National Hockey League is beginning a massive relocation effort. We expect more to come, but as of this moment, the following changes have been made:
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Edmonton Oilers are now the Atlanta Oilers
Toronto Maple Leafs are now the Korea Maple Leafs
LOU: This just in. We understand that the NHL has moved the "Jets" and "Nordiques" franchises BACK to Winnipeg and Quebec, respectively, only to move those franchises to Manhattan and Paris. Truly shocking.
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