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NP, but

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed Rules: - Each post should sound like a news report segment. You can pretend to be anchors or whatever, but show off your creative side by writing spoofy articles. - One story per reply. - No double posting to get two consecutive stories. Wait till someone else has posted a story before posting another one of yours. - Since this is "the news" new stories can reference old ones. Similarly, it'd be nice if major stories are not ignored. That means if, say, someone reports something about Vince McMahon becoming the President of the United States, the next story should not randomly have Booker T as the prez. Obviously, there may be cases where two people post at the same time, but those will be rare, and those will be excused.