[St. Jimmy]

Chris Jericho
@mikethemiz you’re gay
The Miz
@IAmJericho u flat iron ur hair n im the gay one?
Chris Jericho
@mikethemiz hmmmm good call. Then again u use mounds of sculpting paste to assemble your purple fauxhawk as u admire yourself in the mirror
The Miz
@IAmJericho if u looked this good u would do the same. i guess its a rockstar thing.
Chris Jericho
if I looked that good I would put a bag on my head
The Miz
@IAmJericho i cant do this back n forth my dad always taught my to respect the elderly.
Chris Jericho
@mikethemiz Did he teach u to say “do u want fries with that?”…might come in handy someday.
The Miz
@IAmJericho it did come in handy back in 1996 remember those days when u actually had hair. its cool though bald is the new black.
Chris Jericho
@mikethemiz Adam lambert called and he wants you back…
The Miz
@IAmJericho listen clay jericho i mean chris aiken i mean y2gay ryan seacrest called n he wants his highlights back
Chris Jericho
Just heard Miz’s match tonight in Adelaide was cancelled due to lack of interest
The Miz
i ate some bad food i have to go take a chris jericho
as i sit here in the stalls of jericho i cant get this parasite out does anyone have a code breaker?
code broken i broke the walls down.
Chris Jericho
I’m glad Miz thinks of me when he’s taking a dumpski. I think of him when I’m banging his mum…
@mikethemiz I heard Miz had a barnburner of a match tonight…people ran out and burned their barns in protest.
The Miz
@IAmJericho i just talked to my mom and she said not to worry it happens to alot of guys, you were nervous. Also y does she call u pinky