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**Corkscrewed** · 04-13-2004, 06:26 PM

To reaffirm how hardcore he was, Mick Foley ate an entire Shards o' Glass popsicle and still came back for more.

"Smurf... getting... angry!!!"

There was something oddly familiar about finding himself pantsless and in the ring with a big sweaty male wrestler...

Kane didn't take kindly to Brian Christopher pulling the chair from under him and then throwing it away.

OR

The match stalled when Sexay found Kane transfixed on a shiny silver dollar.

Grandmaster may have been about to be abducted by aliens, but that didn't stop Kane from giving him one last final wedgie!

OR

"Aliens! So THAT'S where you've been all these years!"

Regal: "Hello, Trish my dear! I'm training Eugene here in the ways of the authority-figure-who-feuds-with-the-other-authority-figure. Therefore, may you kindly stand right there while Eugene here gives you a royal shiny and hten pushes you into that pile of scrap metal?"

"Yousa ah homo!"

OR

Tajiri possessed the unique ability to turn his fingers into the legs of a miniature marathon runner.

In the Director's Cut of The Last Samurai, eager Tom Cruise haters can get to see what REALLY happened to the leading actor at the end of the film.

The WWE sank to a new low when they had Tajiri literally scalp Al Snow with his teeth.

Sinbad wasn't too pleased when he finally found out that he was a washed up hack who never was that funny.

Here we see Lita botch standing up, as she is forced to grab the ropes for support.

The Order of the Teeny Bopper Girls' Idols found Lita to be an incompetent person for girls everywhere to try to imitate and thus sent Britney Spears to assassinate her.

Fans were mystified when Trish was struck with Rick James Syndrome and began slapping herself.

Jericho: "Ah crap, even CHRISTIAN gets to hold me down?"

This was going to be a long and difficult procedure, but maybe--just maybe--the ref could manage to get Jericho's head unstuck from Christian's back.

Trish: "And that's for not paying $50 for last Friday night!"
Jericho: "$50? Dammit! I just remembered I could have saved that much by switching to Geico!!"

To further Eugene's chances, the writers gave him his very own stable.

The Triple H effect was really starting to get to Edge.
"YOU CALL THAT SPREADING YOUR LEGS???? I'VE SEEN BETTER SPREADS ON BUTTERED TOAST!!!"

(Geez Hurricane just looks weird in that outfit without a shirt...)
When the son of Predator came into the ring, Grenier knew it was time to get the hell out of there.

Rob was touched. Eugene was offering him his very own Funzo!
Meanwhile, in the background, the ref does the Bart Dance.

Hurricane should have know better than to try this move on Sylvian "Armpit Chomper" Grenier.

Eugene: "You... you... you mean the Easter Bunny isn't real?"
Regal: "No, he's not sunshine."
Eugene:

"And Santa Claus... he's fake too?"
Regal: "That's true."
Eugene:

"So all the people I've ever been taught to believe in... like Satan... they're all fake?"
Regal: "Actually, Vince is just in his office right now..."

04-13-2004, 06:26 PM	#5
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	To reaffirm how hardcore he was, Mick Foley ate an entire Shards o' Glass popsicle and still came back for more. "Smurf... getting... angry!!!" There was something oddly familiar about finding himself pantsless and in the ring with a big sweaty male wrestler... Kane didn't take kindly to Brian Christopher pulling the chair from under him and then throwing it away. OR The match stalled when Sexay found Kane transfixed on a shiny silver dollar. Grandmaster may have been about to be abducted by aliens, but that didn't stop Kane from giving him one last final wedgie! OR "Aliens! So THAT'S where you've been all these years!" Regal: "Hello, Trish my dear! I'm training Eugene here in the ways of the authority-figure-who-feuds-with-the-other-authority-figure. Therefore, may you kindly stand right there while Eugene here gives you a royal shiny and hten pushes you into that pile of scrap metal?" "Yousa ah homo!" OR Tajiri possessed the unique ability to turn his fingers into the legs of a miniature marathon runner. In the Director's Cut of The Last Samurai, eager Tom Cruise haters can get to see what REALLY happened to the leading actor at the end of the film. The WWE sank to a new low when they had Tajiri literally scalp Al Snow with his teeth. Sinbad wasn't too pleased when he finally found out that he was a washed up hack who never was that funny. Here we see Lita botch standing up, as she is forced to grab the ropes for support. The Order of the Teeny Bopper Girls' Idols found Lita to be an incompetent person for girls everywhere to try to imitate and thus sent Britney Spears to assassinate her. Fans were mystified when Trish was struck with Rick James Syndrome and began slapping herself. Jericho: "Ah crap, even CHRISTIAN gets to hold me down?" This was going to be a long and difficult procedure, but maybe--just maybe--the ref could manage to get Jericho's head unstuck from Christian's back. Trish: "And that's for not paying $50 for last Friday night!" Jericho: "$50? Dammit! I just remembered I could have saved that much by switching to Geico!!" To further Eugene's chances, the writers gave him his very own stable. The Triple H effect was really starting to get to Edge. "YOU CALL THAT SPREADING YOUR LEGS???? I'VE SEEN BETTER SPREADS ON BUTTERED TOAST!!!" (Geez Hurricane just looks weird in that outfit without a shirt...) When the son of Predator came into the ring, Grenier knew it was time to get the hell out of there. Rob was touched. Eugene was offering him his very own Funzo! Meanwhile, in the background, the ref does the Bart Dance. Hurricane should have know better than to try this move on Sylvian "Armpit Chomper" Grenier. Eugene: "You... you... you mean the Easter Bunny isn't real?" Regal: "No, he's not sunshine." Eugene: "And Santa Claus... he's fake too?" Regal: "That's true." Eugene: "So all the people I've ever been taught to believe in... like Satan... they're all fake?" Regal: "Actually, Vince is just in his office right now..."