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Another one that made me crack up:
Jericho during the McMahon-Helmsley Era, about Stephanie:
"Flower? I believe little Stephanie lost her 'flower' a long time ago... after all, how do you think she became a filthy, dirty, disgusting, skanky, brutal, bottom-feeding trashbag ho in the first place?!"
something of which I wish there was a video clip somewhere:
Rock imitating HHH:
"Tonight-uhhhh....I am the Game-uhhhh....and I'm going to be talking about absolutely nothing-uhhhh... well, the Rock says....uuhhhhh-urrrrrgh, you absolutely SUCK!"
"It's not gonna be another DX night. Because frankly, the thought of another DX night makes The Rock want to stick his finger down his throat and spew The People's Vomit all over your candy asses!"
that whole promo was golden...
and then Vince had this one directed at The Rock where he was talking about "feces" but pronounced the word "fee-sheez". It was the same RAW where HHH and DX totally demolished Rock in a cage.
Even Chris Benoit has two golden lines:
"I'm sick and tired of Heyman's crap...and tonight, I'm gonna make you two bitches TAP. Word...Life." from the days of the Cena-Benoit union.
"If you 'Jerichoholics' put a couple of letter Fs after the end of your hero's name, you have my exact opinion of Chris Jericho." (this was on a Sunday Night Heat, following a hilarious promo from Jericho where he called Benoit "The Canadian Crappler", a name he never used ever again past that point)
Taka Michinoku (dubbed voice) to Shawn Stasiak:
"Didn't you used to be called 'MEAT'?!"
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