Some more good ones from Jersey: First guy is a major sissy, second guy is another major

He claims he wasn't going to do anything, and was just there to take pictures, and doesn't know what is going on, and that some evil prankster named "Kevin" had the chat, and told the wide-eyed sweaty man to go there just to take pics. Man, that Kevin sure is a bastard!.....I'd love to hang him out with him sometime....