OK, I have NEVER done captions before, so if these turn out to be crap, I'm just going to leave it to the pros.
Normal people prefer spaghetti, Mick.
Told you Viagra has side effects.
Kane: Then what happened, Papa Smurf?
NEVER interrupt Kane when he's talking to Smurfs.
Trish: Who's career is doomed forever?
Tajiri: HA HA! You're an Internet Nerd. HAHAHAHA!
TPWW: You're dead and buried.
Tajiri:
Al Snow(thinking) I NEVER get a match, this is the first time I've been on air since November, I don't even have a gimmick anymore.....
Tajiri:Uh...Al? Don't we have a match?
Al: Shut Up. You're dead and buried.
Tajiri:
Look Mom! I'm on TV!!!
Mom: Shut up! You're dead and buried.
Tajiri:
Coach:Why exactly did I take this job?
You NEVER steal a candy bar from Edge understand?
Hurricane: IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL......
Other guy: Uh.....holmes, that only works when you have a mic...
And the WWE is proud to present its summer collection....
Flair: Can you see it Shelton?
Shelton: NO! The ights are bright! They're hurting my eyes!
Flair: Keep looking and you'll see.
*Earl Hebner starts counting*
Mick: GET UP! Its a trick you jackass!
Shelton: I can't! Something's holding me down!
Age was catchin up. Shawn needed frequent rests during matches.
Really, Shawn, maybe you should get a trainer?
Triple H: We are gathered here today......