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A guy who cheats by distracting refs and then hitting the other guy with a giant sledge hammer shaped dildo. Call him Dildo Man. And have him walk down the ring like Hacksaw Jim Duggan, but instead of a 2x4, it will be a giant dildo and instead of saying HOooOOo he'll say DilDOoooOOOo! And he'll walk around backstage and ask people if they need a Dildo. Cause he'll carry a huge bag of dildos. And one of his running jokes could be like he'll be reaching in the bag to look for a dildo and he'll pull out a butt plug instead and then look into the camera and make a weird ZOINKS face. And his finisher will be a atomic drop/driver. He'll set a dildo up on the ground like a firework. And he'll get behind his opponent and pick him up in the air and slam him butt first on the dildo. Call it the Dildo Driver.
I feel like the guy who played Eugene would be great for this charachter.
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