My first go at captions too!
Mick Foley got tired of book advertising and decided it was time to introduce the world to 'The Foley Beard Brush'
Vince watched the reality hit Kane that he was never going to be pushed as 'Kane - Monster of the Blues'
Kane: Dude, that last fart almost made me chunder!
GMS: Wait, wait, I've just floated the mother of all air-biscuits!
GMS: How can you not smell it?? Get closer!
Trish: Have you seen my thong?
Eugene: No
Trish: Have you seen my thong?
Regal: Trish, my dear. Everyone has seen your thong!
When Vince told Al Snow to rest up before the next series of Tough Enough, he forgot to mention that he may be required to perform in the occasional match.
Tajiri: I've got Trish's thong, I've got Trish's thong.
Coach: Dude, that's not Trish's thong, that's JR's.
Edge: I am over with the internet! I wrote on it and everything!
After the challenge was laid down by Grandmaster Sexay for the smelliest farts, Hurricane picked up the challenge........
And as usual Evolution took it just a step too far.
WWe thought that Shelton had been taking advice from Al Snow on rest & relaxation, and quickly appointed Ric Flair to motivate Mr Benjamin.
It was shortly discovered that Shelton Benjamin had been standing behind Hurricane when he cracked off 'The Hurra-hurricane'
Randy Orton was the first to sign up for HBK's 'Walk like The Rock' classes.
After intensive walking-coaching, both Orton and HBK were exhausted and had to stop for a mutual cuddly-snooze.
Triple H: Okay, when I count to 3, grip right hands, with your thumbs up.
Benoit: Ok
HBK: yep, alright then.
Triple H: Now remember that the referee's decision is final. you can't move your feet, and you can't start until after I finish saying' 1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war!' That's when you start!
Benoit: Got it.
HBK: Seems clear enough. Who jobs?
Triple H: Can't be my turn again.
HBK: Not me.
Benoit: Not me either.
Triple H: VINCE!!! THEY'RE NOT JOBBING TO ME!!!!!!!!!