this really doesnt go with this caption but...
Kane: Ok, we will have to get our stories straight for our wives. We were out buying them fabulous gifts
B. Lawler: whats the occasion?
Kane: Because we love them jackass! Anyhoo, we came out of walmart when suddenly one hundred spaceships...
B. Lawler: Kane!
Kane: You're right you're right, fifty spaceships beamed us aboard. They gang-probed you while i discovered an invention to blow their heads off and saved america.
B. Lawler: Do i have to be gang-probed?
Kane: Do you want to tell the truth to your wife?
B. Lawler: Sigh, what did the aliens look like?
Kane: Well i could only see them from the back since they were so busy gang-probing you
Props to anyone who gets this