There's no topic for it tho... hey LC, why don't you start a Miscellaneous Captions Archive?
(I'm lazy; busy)
Anyway, I just thought of one (well, it's not mine originally... technically...)
Brian: "Um, Val, you sure about this? You're usually aren't too good in tight situations.
Val: "Okay, okay. How many stinkin' Japanese samurai does it take to change a light bulb?
Three.
One stinkin' Japanese samurai to change the light bulb, and two stinkin' Japanese samurai to commit ritualistic Japanese suicide for messing it up.
Heheheeheheheheheeheheh!!!!!"
(rep if possible for the easy reference)