Warning ya. Some of these are dirty. But that's because there's like ten pictures of Rico in nasty poses.
It was Kurt Angle's move against Vince McMahon in "Hoss Chess."
Cena: Man, does the male nipple really have a purpose?
Chavo: ...Dude, we have a match.
Cena: Answer my question, cruiserweight.
Cena was confused when Vince told him to "Eat that cruiserweight" to put on a couple of pounds.
Rene Dupree Stars in yet another classic by Mel Gibson - "What Bitches Want."
Rico performed his pre-match "estrogen absorption" rituals.
Rico: ...So you see, I am the love child of the Ultimate Warrior and Elvis.
Haas:
Rico took over Jim Ross's job as "President of Talent Relations."
Rico knew he was busted when his Triple H mask fell off mid-coitus.
Rico was a dirty guy, and really didn't mind kissing someone, even if their ass had "HHH was here" spray-painted on it.
Not even Cole could hide his wood when watching the "Triple H Bukake."
When the ref saw Rico doing Steven Richards doggy-style, he knew the gangbang was on.
Haas does his best impression of Hardcore Holly's career.
Eddie was shocked to see all those photos on Big Show's wall, and when he recognized Big Show from the One Hour Photo place, there was no escape...
Proof that WWE was biased in favor of hosses was that The WWE Champion even had to sell shoulder massages for them.
Eddie Guerrero was determined to find his old buddy Lance's credibility.
Just when Eddie was about to cut out a nice bite, the turkey leg struck back.
Ref: Show, I can't let this match continue until you put that away.
Show: WTF, Ric Flair lets his man-boobs hang all the time, why can't I?
Ref: Are you a member of Evolution?
Show: No, b-
Ref: Then shut the fuck up and do as I say.
Determined to make a hoss out of Eddie Guerrero, Vince had him stand on the top rope for his entire match with The Big Show.
Big Show's reaction when God sent him a telepathic message.
"Big Show, see you in two months. Your career says hi. Love, Your Maker."
Big Show was confused and one-upped from his thumb-removal trick when Eddie Guerrero pulled off his own penis mid-masturbation.
Big Show's reaction to the sign: "You must be this short to ride."
The Austin household sure was hectic tonight.
The referee and Jindrak were charged with murder after mistaking Spike Dudley for a vampire.
For the low price of 29.99, you too can own a "Teddy Bear Long!"
Meanwhile, at the Austin household...
Austin: God damnit woman! I said go get me a beer!
Girl: (trembling) But Steve, the stores are all closed and we're out!
Austin: I said go get me a god damned beer, not go to the store you stupid bitch!
Booker should have known a stoner like RVD would be too stoned to not laugh during a Tango dancing session.
Even if people would crucify him for his beliefs, RVD would proudly die for them. That ref was a homo.
Booker desperately tried to save RVD from choking to death on that bong hit.
And Booker T realized the true power of the Chicken Wing Crossface...
Vince: Damnit! Has RVD been hanging around that Roady Dog character!?
JR: I dunno Vince, but he looks pretty fucked up to me, bah gawd... *Cackling*
Vince: What's so funny, he has a match in three minutes?
JR: *Laughing harder* Did you know your nose flares when you're angry Vince?
Vince: ...Ross, tell me you didn't.
JR: Okay, I didn't. ..........*Busts out laughing*
Booker T was a talented individual, he could do the running man while taking a shit.
Austin: GO GET ME A BEER!
Girl: But Steve, I-!!!!! *Dials 911*
Austin: Is there a problem officer!?
Cop: Yes, th- Heyyyyyy! You're Steve Austin, aren't you!
Austin: You're damn right.
Cop: Sorry sir, go about your business. *Leaves*
Austin: Now... WHAT DID THE FIVE KNUCKLES SAY TO THE TEETH?
Girl:
Big Show stood over his opponent, in victory.
Show: There can be only one.
(Credits for Hosslander roll)
Kurt Angle does his impression of Jeff Hardy after 20 cc's of heroin and a sheet of LSD25.