This is called one of them Rare Caption Appearances by Latverian Heat
Big Show was frozen: it's not everyday you get to meet Lex Luthor, JR of Dallas fame AND Thing.
Chavo: Hey John, your shoe is untied...
John: Well, I'll be damned. Thanks!
John looks around for the guy who hit Chavo with a brick.
Out of ideas, WWE creative decides to use talent to re-enact classic scenes from Disney movies.
As Rico exhales from their deep kiss, we learn that Jackie was chewing on Dentyne Ice.
Ref: Rico, I can hear the ocean, check it out!
The Deformed Centaur finds out where he must scratch to in order to get his hind leg kicking.
Charlie: Damn, your bigger than Layfield!
Rico:
The Rico kissing booth looks to be a resounding success
even Tazz and Cole are bored of watching the water chugging competition. (sorry, got nuthin...)
The referee scores Rico's impression of what Jackie Gayda did to get a job.
When Rico's impression continued, people started to get ill.
Eddie: The Circle, The Circle of Liiiiiiiiiiiiiife!
Eddie couldn't handle the ref's description of the Rico Strip-tease.
Eddie sees the new Eddie Trap, and almost falls prey to it...
Desperate measures needed to be taken to save the poor little WWE logo from getting beaten up by the much larger Word Life Logo.
The Referee turns on Big Show by giving him the mother of all Tittie Twisters
NOBODY gets up from the tandem Frog Splash/Referee's Elbow.
Big Show: Someday, I'm gonna be Captain! and every rookie will be down on his knees-a... (rep to the person who gets the reference...)
Eddie can be so cruel. Making fun of Big Show just because he mispelled Sam's name...
Big Show: It was just a typo!
Many gimmicks and incidents could be considered offensive, but the Big Show shoving his entire hand up Torrie's nose was just too much, even for me...
Jindrak's pit stop submission was too much for poor Spike...
Whoever thought that using Jindrak and Teddy Long to portray Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth should be forced to watch a John Bradshaw Layfield/Big Show Iron Man Match...
When Torrie caught Mr. Wight taking a leak behind the car, she discovered that the Show wasn't so "Big" after all
Booker: C'mon Nick, this is the easiest Limo pole yet!
Nick: You know I'm trying to kick the habit...
Booker: Where are you hiding the stash?
Rob: You won't get it out of me!
Booker: I have ways of making you talk... Nick!
Was re-enacting the Roberts/Savage Snakebite incident REALLY Necessary?
Booker: I'm blind, I CAN'T SEE!
In the most disturbing moment of the night, Booker T put RVD away by sucking his eyeballs out through his nose...
...The only problem with that move is that it gives the user a HORRIBLE case of the Mumps.
What do you do when your lower jaw becomes the Big Show?
Kurt: You're a Homo!
Big Show: You do know that this is Torrie, not Nicole Bass, right?
Kurt: ...Oh.
Big Show has taken over Brock's role of killing everyone who's been on the internet...
In honor of the new Major League Baseball season, Kurt shows off his Hook Slide.