Kurt: "Alright Show, you know the deal. If you lose, you have to quit. But if you win, you get to eat this giant potato chip off of Bradshaw's head."
"Dammit John, you can't ride the roller coaster til we get you strapped in!!!"
Listen Fifi, I know I promised not to use American products anymore but the mannequin in that Men's Warehouse window looked SO happy in this jacket!
"Go on Charlie, touch them. Mr. Rico won't be home for a long, long time."
Rico prepares to "96" with Charlie Haas.
Charlie Haas debuts his new vantriloquist gimmick.
Charlie: "So Mr. Ass, you're going to sing a song while I have my tongue down this gay man's throat?"
Charlie's ass: "Wee."
"I'm squeeshing your head, I'm squeeshing your head."
Unable to escape the pin cover, Spike Dudley attempts to eat his way out.
It looks like all his life, RVD misunderstood the old theory that getting high makes your nose bleed.
(Moments earlier)
"Sir! You can't go in there."
Kurt: (Running through the airplane terminal) "It's okay... I'm a limo driver!"