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Undertaker, Cowboy from Hell: Undertaker changes his music to gongs followed by Kid Rock's "Cowboy". He rides out on a horse dressed like he is now, and Paul rides out on a Shetland Pony dressed as a cowboy, and instead of the urn, he carries a branding iron with the Undertaker symbol on it. Taker's finisher is changed to the "Branding from Hell"... Use your imagination...
John "Hobo" Layfield: After failing miserablly in the stock market, John proceeds to come to the ring in a 1989 junker and goes around the ring offering to do things for the fans for food.
Big Show Sweatin to the Oldies: Big Show loses a little weight (Not even noticable, but he says he does) and starts a stable with A Train, Rikishi, and Mark Henery called "Weightloss 4000"... They all lose a little like the Big Show and start doing horibly botched high flying moves...
Booker T Sucka: Sells his services to anyone and everyone in the WWE, and eventually marries Rico in a city that still allows it.
Scotty 2 Hotty Worm Boy: Scotty starts to talk about a "Worm" that he talks to alot. Rikishi gets freaked out eventually and quits the team. After a few weeks of "Worm" talk, Scotty reveals that the "Worm" is Grandmaster Sexay dressed as a dildo... In matches, they're finisher is the Double Penetration.
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