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Long John Cena w/Sqwark his parrot - Cena would stop the raps and start singing old sea shanties instead. With his hooked hand as a possibly the most original weapon the WWE have ever used. (Aside from Goldberg - but to be honest he isnt a weapon he's a tool.)
The Nacho Man Randy Savage - Would join Rhyno as a trainee vendor during dark matches at every show
Hay Mysterio - Would hire Hillbilly Jim as a Manager and start chewing straw whilst changing his attire to denim dungarees and Cactus Jacks Plaid Shirt.
Mean Eugene - Raws No1 Announcer
Shark Henry - The Worlds strongest man would be seen in backstage segments trying to chat up various divas
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