Angle: Garth Brooks, your first match in the WWE will be against...THE BIG SHOW! And he's a hip-hop fan.
Cena gives Steven Richards a piece of his mind for interrupting him in the middle of a match.
"You see, I'm shipping out in the morning, and...Oh, don't look at me like that, Fifi..."
Rico: Okay, now what do I...THAT? THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Rico makes Haas pinky swear that his outfit didn't make him look fat.
In a sudden "career suicide" swerve, Rico confessed that he was X-Pac
WWE Sex tips: insufficient lubrication can make the situation uncomfortable for both partners.
Ref: Haas! YOU TRAMP!
Try as he might, Haas just couldn't fill Austin's shoes.
The referee indicates the number of "skid marks" clearly visible.
Charlie Haas learned his lesson: Never look under the announce table--Michael and Tazz are clothed only from the waist up.
Big Show took things a little too literally when he took a bite out of crime...
Eddie screamed. Biting his crotch off was bad enough; now, Big Show wanted to take his arm home for a "late night snack."
Eddie did what no american, even Bradshaw, could: He found Osama...
...Naked...
In a surprise screwjob, the ref disqualifies Eddie and hands his illegal Immigrant title over to the INS
"You may have eaten 'Little Eddie,' esse, but I'm still TEN TIMES the man you are, holmes!"
"EDDIE WAS LYING! IT'S THIS BIG AROUND!"
Mini-Lesnar lacked the power of the original, unable to even pin Spike Dudley clean.
Tazz: Jindrak is quite the ventriloquist, Cole:
Cole: I'd like to see him make his dummy speak while he's drinking.
The WWE decides to tackle tough social issues. tonight: Road Rage
Booker reaches out, only to fiind that Steven Richards had walked out five minutes earlier.
Since the accident, the WWE has insisted that Booker refer to himself as the "THREE TIME!! THREE TIME!! THREE TIME!!" Champion.
Van Damn's drug habit had gotten out of control...
"I am not a crook!"
The entire lockerroom was awestuck at John Bradshaw Layfield's new finisher: The Wedgie From Hell.