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Here's my idea for the divison. On SmackDown! it's Rico vs. Nunzio with Nunzio defending his right to be #1 Contender for the CW Title:
Rico and Nunzio just do what they usually do. Rico reverses some fast move sby Nunzio into several sexual posisitions. On the outside Stamboli is flirting with Miss Jackie. Rico hits his stepover kick thing and goes outside where he plants one on Stamboli, then Stamboli goes all over Rico to the disgust of Miss Jackie, who low blows Stamboli, before Rico chucks him over the barricade, before Nunzio hits Rico from behind, taking him into the ring and puts Rico in a surfboard. Rico fights up and does more Rico stuff until Nunzio controls again, hits the Sicilian Slice and all his moves (to make him look good), then have him go for the Arrivaderci, which Rico counters in a very sexual way (a little bit of ball grabbing), so Nunzio slaps Rico in abit of a comedic routine and then gives Rico the Kiss of Death, which Tazz reveals means Nunzio's getting ECW dangerous, only for Rico to counter with his tongue going ECW dangerous on Nunzio. Nunzio cleans his mouth out while Rico dances and hits the Spin Kick for three, all the while Stamboli lays in the crowd looking like he's had the most wonderful dream.
It makes Stamboli look pretty bad, but it would certainly get him noticed by the WWE.
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