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**Corkscrewed** · 12-09-2003, 05:15 AM

UndesputedWorldChampion: Backstage, we see Sable, Dawn Marie, Heyman, and Vince in a fourway, and then Torrie walks in and she's shocked, but the four say join us and she does. Then Mr. Ass comes in and strips and everyone has a party.

Red neck wrassler fan: I challenge you undesputedchampion!!!!

Ilt_undertaker: You know what? I think if you challenged the Undertaker, you'd lose because he��s the best wrestler ever! I love him!

Everythingfan13: Shane is hotter. I'd blow him if I could. LOVE!!!!

Ilt_undertaker: I can't get a job. My parents won't let me.

Everythingfan13: What's that have to do with anything? *turns* Oh Shane! My lover! My idol! My one and only true one! I must have you!!!

Ilt_undertaker: Wow, this is too weird even for me. I'm outta here.

GeorgeCarlin: Vince Lambado's doing an awesome job right now

MMMM...BEEFY: Does anyone have any nude pics of Britney Spears? I could lick her.

UndesputedWorldChampion: Kane vs Goldberg
Winner and still champion: Kane
Goldberg was angry and speared kane but Kane sat up so Goldberg did it again but Kane didn't die so he speare d him three times but Kane didn't get pinned so then Kane gave Goldberg the chokeslammed but he kickedout and then goldbert try to jackhammer Kane but kane reersed it and hit his finisher an dpinned Goldberg
When he won, undertaker suddenly ran out and beat the crap out of kane and then the lights went out and whenthey came back on, no one was there. They disappeared!!!

WRAITH: Hey guys! Isn't it about time that Giant Gonzales comes back?

StoneColdStunners: No.

The Sensei of Mattitude: You know what? Version ONE should stay on SD! He's awesome and he's the best bad guy. I know everything.

MMMM...BEEFY: Hardy sucks. So do Benoit, Angle, and Cena. You know who rules? Atrain, Big Show, Orlando Jones, Nathan Jones, and Steiner. They rule!!!

WRAITH: Isn't it about time that Nathan Jones and Orlando Jones should form a tag team called THE JONES and win the titles?

UnleashedF5P.I.M.PG-Unit: The Master of the F-5 is here to break it down, folks! What the guy above me said is totally stupid. Brock Lesnar is a MONSTER and would beat them both by himself. And you know, I know the F-5 hurts, and he'd wreck HAVOC on people because I would F-5 them to hell!!!

Beerondope: you more stoned dan Iam

Red neck rassler fan: itstue I make more since than you do and I have no grammer skills atlal I challenge you, Undesputechamp!!!!!!

WorldUndesputedChampion: Triple is backstage and he is gonna fight Orton and Ric Flair says watch out beause new evolution is going to be after him and triple H says he's the game.

Doctor_Gonzo: Hey guys!!!! According to MY EXCLUSIVE SOURCE, Mark Henry recently ATE The Hurricane. He reported his stomach was like a storm. When he pooped Hurricane out, he said WASSUP WIDDAT???
Bret Hart recently ate one more grape than he planned. Our condolences go out to the Hart family.
Jericho will have a baby with Trish Stratus. This baby will feud with Stephanie's baby in the first ever HARDCORE DIAPER ON A POLE MATCH!!!

J.R.s a closeted HLAlover: What the name of the next WWE PPV?

MMMM...BEEFY: Does anyone have naked pictures of Christina Aguilera? I'm feeling dirty.

J.R.s a closeted HLAlover: Who was the IC champion the longest in 2000?

The Sensai of Mattitude: Matt Hardy should be the new IC champion. He's the best guy ever man!!!

*Genetic Freak stomps back in*

Genetic Freak: Shut the **** up! You're a ****ing moron! Steiner should ****ing be the ****ing awesome ass IC champ, you **** nut! He should have all the ****ing belts. And he's ****ing sexy in his purple thong! If you disagree with me, ****you!!!!

*punches outSensai of Mattitude and stalks back out*

Doctor_Gonzo: According to MY EXCLUSIVE SOURCE, J.R.s a closeted HLAlover recently gave a blow job to JR and will be out 3-4 weeks due to BBQ sauce poisoning. Also,
UnleashedF5P.I.M.PG-Unit knocked himself out when he F-5'ed himself while showering.
Bret Hart woke up five minutes late today. Our condolences go out to the Hart family.
Triple H recently sprained his penis going to hard in the missionary position with Stephanie. He is expected to miss 2 weeks of TV and 3 weeks in bed.

StoneColdStunners: Okay, okay! Lets have some order here! Okay, to those of you who are left, what shall we do?

UndesputedWorldChampion: Vince comes out in his boxers and says he's really happy, so he's gonna make a new match and it's funaki vs Paul London for the WWE champ, and Brock Lesnar is no longer champ now. Lesnar comes out and is mad so he hits the fnisher on Vince and then he takes a chair and beats the crap out of London and Funaki who comeout. Then spanky comes out and bites Lesnar and then pinshim to be new champion.

WRAITH: Isn't it about time Ultimate Warrior came back with his streamers and crazy music?

Red neck rassler fan: I still waitng for challenge undisputed champ I'm gonna kick your ass you sucka!!!

Sushi-Z: Hey, he's dead. It's not going to happen.

UndesputedWorldChampion: No I'm not. I said I was sorry.

Red neck rassler fan: Whoa, he's dead?

UndesputedWorldChampion: No! I'm right here.

Sushi-Z: Yeah. Died of leukemia. His dad told us so too.

UndesputedWorldChampion: I'm right here guys.

Red neck rassler fan: Whoa. Damn. Well, I have no reason to be here.

UndesputedWorldChampion: I'm not dead!

Collecter of the dead: He says he's not dead.

Sushi-Z: *to collector* He will be in a moment. *to Red neck* Yeah, no reason, really. Poor guy died of leukemia, so there's no challenge now.

UndesputedWorldChampion: Hello? Can't you hear me?

Red neck rassler fan: Oh. Well I��m out now then. Cya

StoneColdStunners: Hello? Guys? Is there even anyone here at all?

LOUIEANDERSON: Hi everyone! I��m Louie Anderson! You might remember me from being the former host of Family Feud and I had that show on FOX. You know, I'm really a big wrestling fan, and I've come here to share my great opinions. Yup, you're in the presence of a star!!!

StoneColdStunners: Shit. This ain��t worth it. I'll go kill JR and wrestle him by myself. Cya LOUIE.

LOUIEANDERSON: So really, I'm Louie Anderson. I'm not lying either, and don't call me an ass either. I've come to usher in a new rev-- Hello...?

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Okay, so it's kinda late, so that spoof might have sucked. Anyway, I had some time and decided to write this as a followup... a sort of sequel (with no actual storyline relation) to another old spoof that I did when I was The Captioneer. Anyway, this was inspired the recent influx of stupid n00bs. I browsed the forums over the past year, but I might have missed some really stupid people. If I did, I��m sorry. Thanks to Dude Love for helping me a bit with a list of idiots. Unfortunately, I lost that list, so I'm not sure if I got some of his suggestions. Some of these people (well, two) are from a while ago too. Like A-Train and LOUIEANDERSON.

Old spoof I did: http://www.tpww.net/cgi-bin/ultimate...c&f=1&t=013147

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Thanks for reading!

12-09-2003, 05:15 AM	#2
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	UndesputedWorldChampion: Backstage, we see Sable, Dawn Marie, Heyman, and Vince in a fourway, and then Torrie walks in and she's shocked, but the four say join us and she does. Then Mr. Ass comes in and strips and everyone has a party. Red neck wrassler fan: I challenge you undesputedchampion!!!! Ilt_undertaker: You know what? I think if you challenged the Undertaker, you'd lose because he��s the best wrestler ever! I love him! Everythingfan13: Shane is hotter. I'd blow him if I could. LOVE!!!! Ilt_undertaker: I can't get a job. My parents won't let me. Everythingfan13: What's that have to do with anything? turns Oh Shane! My lover! My idol! My one and only true one! I must have you!!! Ilt_undertaker: Wow, this is too weird even for me. I'm outta here. GeorgeCarlin: Vince Lambado's doing an awesome job right now MMMM...BEEFY: Does anyone have any nude pics of Britney Spears? I could lick her. UndesputedWorldChampion: Kane vs Goldberg Winner and still champion: Kane Goldberg was angry and speared kane but Kane sat up so Goldberg did it again but Kane didn't die so he speare d him three times but Kane didn't get pinned so then Kane gave Goldberg the chokeslammed but he kickedout and then goldbert try to jackhammer Kane but kane reersed it and hit his finisher an dpinned Goldberg When he won, undertaker suddenly ran out and beat the crap out of kane and then the lights went out and whenthey came back on, no one was there. They disappeared!!! WRAITH: Hey guys! Isn't it about time that Giant Gonzales comes back? StoneColdStunners: No. The Sensei of Mattitude: You know what? Version ONE should stay on SD! He's awesome and he's the best bad guy. I know everything. MMMM...BEEFY: Hardy sucks. So do Benoit, Angle, and Cena. You know who rules? Atrain, Big Show, Orlando Jones, Nathan Jones, and Steiner. They rule!!! WRAITH: Isn't it about time that Nathan Jones and Orlando Jones should form a tag team called THE JONES and win the titles? UnleashedF5P.I.M.PG-Unit: The Master of the F-5 is here to break it down, folks! What the guy above me said is totally stupid. Brock Lesnar is a MONSTER and would beat them both by himself. And you know, I know the F-5 hurts, and he'd wreck HAVOC on people because I would F-5 them to hell!!! Beerondope: you more stoned dan Iam Red neck rassler fan: itstue I make more since than you do and I have no grammer skills atlal I challenge you, Undesputechamp!!!!!! WorldUndesputedChampion: Triple is backstage and he is gonna fight Orton and Ric Flair says watch out beause new evolution is going to be after him and triple H says he's the game. Doctor_Gonzo: Hey guys!!!! According to MY EXCLUSIVE SOURCE, Mark Henry recently ATE The Hurricane. He reported his stomach was like a storm. When he pooped Hurricane out, he said WASSUP WIDDAT??? Bret Hart recently ate one more grape than he planned. Our condolences go out to the Hart family. Jericho will have a baby with Trish Stratus. This baby will feud with Stephanie's baby in the first ever HARDCORE DIAPER ON A POLE MATCH!!! J.R.s a closeted HLAlover: What the name of the next WWE PPV? MMMM...BEEFY: Does anyone have naked pictures of Christina Aguilera? I'm feeling dirty. J.R.s a closeted HLAlover: Who was the IC champion the longest in 2000? The Sensai of Mattitude: Matt Hardy should be the new IC champion. He's the best guy ever man!!! Genetic Freak stomps back in Genetic Freak: Shut the ** up! You're a ing moron! Steiner should ing be the ing awesome ass IC champ, you nut! He should have all the ing belts. And he's ing sexy in his purple thong! If you disagree with me, *you!!!! punches outSensai of Mattitude and stalks back out* Doctor_Gonzo: According to MY EXCLUSIVE SOURCE, J.R.s a closeted HLAlover recently gave a blow job to JR and will be out 3-4 weeks due to BBQ sauce poisoning. Also, UnleashedF5P.I.M.PG-Unit knocked himself out when he F-5'ed himself while showering. Bret Hart woke up five minutes late today. Our condolences go out to the Hart family. Triple H recently sprained his penis going to hard in the missionary position with Stephanie. He is expected to miss 2 weeks of TV and 3 weeks in bed. StoneColdStunners: Okay, okay! Lets have some order here! Okay, to those of you who are left, what shall we do? UndesputedWorldChampion: Vince comes out in his boxers and says he's really happy, so he's gonna make a new match and it's funaki vs Paul London for the WWE champ, and Brock Lesnar is no longer champ now. Lesnar comes out and is mad so he hits the fnisher on Vince and then he takes a chair and beats the crap out of London and Funaki who comeout. Then spanky comes out and bites Lesnar and then pinshim to be new champion. WRAITH: Isn't it about time Ultimate Warrior came back with his streamers and crazy music? Red neck rassler fan: I still waitng for challenge undisputed champ I'm gonna kick your ass you sucka!!! Sushi-Z: Hey, he's dead. It's not going to happen. UndesputedWorldChampion: No I'm not. I said I was sorry. Red neck rassler fan: Whoa, he's dead? UndesputedWorldChampion: No! I'm right here. Sushi-Z: Yeah. Died of leukemia. His dad told us so too. UndesputedWorldChampion: I'm right here guys. Red neck rassler fan: Whoa. Damn. Well, I have no reason to be here. UndesputedWorldChampion: I'm not dead! Collecter of the dead: He says he's not dead. Sushi-Z: to collector He will be in a moment. to Red neck Yeah, no reason, really. Poor guy died of leukemia, so there's no challenge now. UndesputedWorldChampion: Hello? Can't you hear me? Red neck rassler fan: Oh. Well I��m out now then. Cya StoneColdStunners: Hello? Guys? Is there even anyone here at all? LOUIEANDERSON: Hi everyone! I��m Louie Anderson! You might remember me from being the former host of Family Feud and I had that show on FOX. You know, I'm really a big wrestling fan, and I've come here to share my great opinions. Yup, you're in the presence of a star!!! StoneColdStunners: Shit. This ain��t worth it. I'll go kill JR and wrestle him by myself. Cya LOUIE. LOUIEANDERSON: So really, I'm Louie Anderson. I'm not lying either, and don't call me an ass either. I've come to usher in a new rev-- Hello...? ===================== Okay, so it's kinda late, so that spoof might have sucked. Anyway, I had some time and decided to write this as a followup... a sort of sequel (with no actual storyline relation) to another old spoof that I did when I was The Captioneer. Anyway, this was inspired the recent influx of stupid n00bs. I browsed the forums over the past year, but I might have missed some really stupid people. If I did, I��m sorry. Thanks to Dude Love for helping me a bit with a list of idiots. Unfortunately, I lost that list, so I'm not sure if I got some of his suggestions. Some of these people (well, two) are from a while ago too. Like A-Train and LOUIEANDERSON. Old spoof I did: http://www.tpww.net/cgi-bin/ultimate...c&f=1&t=013147 ===================== Thanks for reading!