Sources in wwe have confirmed tonight the ultimate warrior returns to face Vince Mcmahon in a midget on a pole match, the objective being whoever gets to the midget first has to anally violate said midget in the most humilating way possible. Most thought that being put into a match with the warrio would be humiliating enough but apparently not.
One candidate to have a rod inserted up his ass (the pole) is Rey Mysterio who after his drugs suspension has been eyed up for some public humiliation for quite some time. He has been quoted as saying that he would rather lose his mask then be violated on tv, to which McMahon responded "fuck you cunt, you're getting porked tonight like it or not", McMahon then planted his balls on mysterios chin, laughed twice before stopping and suddenly waddling away in his trademark manner. This left those present to speculate wether McMahons walk was indeed because he had shit himself.
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