Sources tell me that the reason Kofi Kingston dropped the United States Title to The Miz on RAW tonight instead of on pay-per-view as originally planned was because Vince McMahon sneezed in Kofi's presence and Kofi failed to say "God bless you."
Kofi defended is actions later when confronted by my source saying "I said 'bless you, Mister McMahon.' But he flipped his shit when I didn't say '
God bless you' and then went off on this rant about how he was going to move my hometown to someplace in Africa nobody's ever heard of and put the belt on a TV star. I was worried he meant Maria Menounos was going to unseat me next week, but apparently he still thinks Miz is on MTV and relevant to 'the young people.' I swear to God, he called them 'the young people.'"
As my source furiously scribbled down this diatribe, he accidentally let out a little fart. Unfortunately, McMahon happened to be walking by at this exact moment to overhear the pooty and witness Kofi grimace. McMahon, applying the "He who smelt it dealt it" theory, further punished Kofi by making him clean up the catering table after the Steelers' offensive line was done with it.
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