Tension mounted as the candy cane tug-of-war reached his fifth hour.
Shelton: "I don't get it, Flair. I can get to the top rope, how come you can't?" *BONK* "OW! What the... a glass ceiling??? We didn't have these on SmackDOWN!"
Japanese prostate exams were... awkward, to say the least.
Goro became quite concerned when his lower arms suddenly morphed into a set of legs.
Tajiri chuckled. They always fell for the Bottom Turnbuckle Inspection gag.
When Tajiri shot accidentally fired a shot at heaven, all chaos broke loose and time started to reverse...
Sure Coach needed heat, but sticking a newly dyed David Flair next to him wasn't going to help.
Jericho wasn't falling for the "what's this" flick your nose bit. Not this time.
OR
Christian and Trish enjoy a game of pictionary on the Chris Jericho Chalkboard, now available on WWE ShopZone.
Finally, once and for all, Jericho was going to... KILL BRITNEY.
OR
Trish knew it was the end for her when she became trapped in Jericho's glass box.
Master of multitasking, Jericho amazingly placed Trish on a horizontal invisible crucifix AND fingered her at the same time!
Things got a little awkward when Eugene found GI Jane hanging out with a Commie...
Mike Sparks: "Must... resist... urge to... rub..."
OR
The Litoria Table would have been splended if it weren't for that bump in the middle.
After seeing her husband job about four times within the span of a month, Stephanie took it upon herself to badly disguise herself as female wrestlers and start taking out the Divas one by one in order to win the Women's Championship. At least that way, there'd be ONE title in the household.
Horrified by the fashion crime that was Molly's wig, Victoria immediately passed out.
This wasn't what Orton had in mind when he suggested Foley "take out the trash."
"MY STEEL BLADED COTTON CANDY!!!"
Mick: "Note to self: wiping other people's eyes with barbed wire Q-tips is not a good idea."
Mick wasn't sure how JR's BBQ sauce could possibly make
these ribs better, but he figured he'd at least give it a try.
Moments later, Mick countered this into the most amazing Bossman Sidewalk Slam ever!!!
When Triple H said Orton would be Evolution's pin cushion, Randy didn't think literally....
OR
Mick was the ultimate prankster. In each little bit of paper, written in tiny letters, was the phrase "Kick Me."
Orton was just
this close to cementing himself as a legitimate legend-in-the-making, but he just had to take that mid-match nap to restore endurance!
Batista: (to Orton) "Man Randy! You did great! You okay?"
(to himself) 'That's it... just slowly go down. He's so out of it he'll never realize what's going on... and I can just blame it on lecherous Ric later.'
He may have been mentally challenged, but even Eugene knew this American flag was missing a few stars.
Contrary to most models, the French Fart Cannon stops working without firing a single shot...
Kane: "That... that's a push. Give it to me."
Edge: "No. Why?"
Kane: "Cuz it's my birthday... and me wants it..."
Edge: "No! I found it!"
Kane: "CAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
*sounds of two Hobbits struggling*
Edge: "Doh! Steven and his archery AGAIN!!"
After Edge had some sour Starburst, Kane knew the only way to restore Edge's face was to grab his mouth and pull.
Benoit: "THIS IS HOW IT FEELS LIKE TO FUCK WITH SOMEONE!!! HOW DO YA LIKE IT NOW, BITCH???"
Benoit proves himself to be the man again by locking in the Crossface
in his sleep.
Benoit could take the Sharpshooter. It was Hebner's stupid Matrix impressions that were messing him up.
"Hmph, that was simple," Triple H thought. "All I do is pull Benoit's head off and I'm top guy again. Why didn't I think of that before?"
Paul/Peter/Mary: "Didn't we say not to rub it in, you ASS???"
Benoit revelled in the irony of how the hold-down roles had changed in such a short time.
Triple H picked a bad time to mistake the bottom ring rope for Stephanie.
Benoit screamed. When someone started raising the belt, Chris did all that he could to hang on and keep it down within his grasp.