LIVE, from University of WWE:
Hardcore aerobics!
Sexual aids 117!
Remedial same sex marriage planning!
And for the "real men" in the crowd...
How to spot a lesbian 212...
Women in music 133...
Flair cursed shoddy construction of the invisible crucifix.
Ref: Would you like to consider AMWAY?
Another UoWWE failed medical final forces Coachman to walk on his hands.
Tajiri does his best Ultimo dragon impression--Falling flat on his face, then disappearing back to dark matches.
"Oh no, Christian. I'm not gonna fall for that again...I'm not even
WEARING a shirt!"
Eugene: Crash! Good to see you back!
Molly: I'm not crash.
I can't even caption this one...nothing could be as bad as what's going through my mind...
Vince McMahon, in an attempt to shaft the fans, combines flop angles "Kative Vick" and "HLA."
"Wow. It really IS lifelike."
Orton: Quit hogging the hardcore cotton candy, Mick!
Mick Foley's ER--In case of bleeding, apply pressure with barbed wire.
Randy Orton botches a Stone Cold Stunner.
After breaking out in a rash, Orton regretted being "Paid,
laid, and made."
Batista: Gosh, yew look purdy...Watching you bleed is such a turnon!
Orton: Ric, Help me!
Flair: Come on, kid! Think of it as initiation...WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kane: Wow, man, have you been working out?
Edge: Yeah, totally! Thanks for noticing! You're pretty cut too!
*King hangs himself*
JR (somber voice): This match will haunt me for the rest of my life...
In a sudden role-reversal, someone actually told Triple H to grab
his ankles.
HHH: And so I'm pumping away, and Steph is screaming like a banshee...
Benoit: Oh GOD! I give up! You can have the damn title back! Just DON'T finish that sentence!
A repeat main event was so dull that even Benoit yawned...
Failing to win back the Title, Triple H falls back to magnets...