At this point, Shelton realized that Charlie had switched his Japanese move scouting tapes with lesbian porn.
Ric was confused. Isn't this the point where someone runs over and throws you off?
The ref liked this rope sliding to, even if it was for a two year old
Tajiri held Coach still while Mick played a tape of Al Snow's greatest matches.
Worst. Hangover. Ever.
After several allergic reactions, Sting decided not to wear his paint anymore
The look on Stings face dropped as he watched the ratings do likewise.
Christian: You're a...
Chris: Yeah yeah, I'm a homo.
Christian: I was gonna say Canadian.
Jericho, ever the gentileman, stopped mid match to save Trish from Steven Richards's come-ons.
Jericho: You know what? A little fart on the hand is well worth this.
Molly revealed her reason for getting her head shaved when she gave Eugene a stunner and beat up Gail.
At this point, Lita and Victoria realized that Charlie Haas switched their lesbian porn with Japanese move scouting tapes
Victoria: WTF are you doing, Lita? This isn't a 69!
Lita: Haas swiched another tape with Wrestling Bloopers
The Jessica Simpson concert caused one fan to pass out. Another was, fortunately, covering her ears.
Fallowing Brock's example, Mick used the oppertunity to practice for the Pittsburgh Pirates.
Mick: Why does Barbie smell like Stephanie's....
Orton: Gross!
While Orton was crying after a viewing of The Lion King, Foley brushed his hair with a new Foley Salon product
Mick Obviosly hadn't seen what happened when Terrance and later Kenny tried this stunt.
In an attempt at comedy, Orton slipped on Marbles ala Home Alone, but still managed to catch Foley in the Diamond Cutter.
Torrie, who was in the front row, couldn't help but say "ooh, Shiney"
A few seconds later, The wrestling world was shocked as Mick nailed a running shooting star press.
Randy Orton, still trying to be the legend killer, made the mistake of challenging Razor Ramon to a drinking contest.
Eugene didn't think the flag looked frence enough, so he stole it and replaced it with a white table cloth.
Hurricane was ready to celebrate, then realized beating a Frenchman was no big deal.
Kane hit Edge so hard he thought it was 1998 and bit Kane's neck.
Edge began to get angry when he realized Kane was actually his old dentist.
Kane, of course, helped Edge out when his tooth began to throb.
At this moment, HHH began to feel bad for RVD, Booker T, Kane, Nash, Steiner, and everyone he's held down.
Benoit: Isn't your name on the pornstar quarrentine list?
HBK: Wrong Sean Michaels!
Benoit: If you say the words "Ring the bell" I swear on my kids I won't let anything happen to you.
Earl: Phew, good....wait a minute....
HHH couldn't help himself. He wanted to lift Benoit, but it was his natural instinct to hold him down...
DONKEY KONG!
Benoit: Torn your quad again?
HHH: No.
Benoit: Now?
HHH: No.
Benoit: Now?
HHH: AHHHHHH!!!
Benoit: Finally!
HHH: No, I just noticed you're missing a tooth.
HBK: Hey! Remember when I had this on Bret, and Vince yeAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Benoit tried his best to put the belt at the same hight other wrestlers did when it was around their waist.