Nature Documentary Commentator: Now, here we see a rare scene indeed. This maybe the first time ever cameras have caught on tape a wild Chris Beniot giving birth. Truely astonishing, but he must be careful during this laboruos time, because just behind him is the most feared ceature in the jungle, the big-nosed gloryhog.
Eugene, retarded as he maybe, show off his magical reducto powers by shrinking Molly Holly.
Saddly, none of the tacs tore off Randy's stupid tattoos.
Though Beniot retained the one belt, only one man could control it, and Chris knew that all to painfully well.