BART: Are you okay, man?
TATANKA: I just had a vision of the future. Bart, you win a "shoot" tournament, then get your ass kicked by Butterbean. I'm out of the wrestling mainstream altogether...
BILLY: What about me?
TATANKA: You...are an Ass Man!
All scream.
Tugboat once again proved that he was the world's best Invisible Sword Swallower.
The Beast was happy he has won the European Title. Now if he could just get those stupid villagers to stop trying to torch his castle...
FLAIR: Hey, you. Yeah, you. The one who's reading these captions. You got something on your shirt.
HALL: And I said, don't worry Booker. You'll be WAY more over if you go back to G.I. Bro!
Jake was confused. He'd heard of Trouser Snakes before, but...aren't they supposed to come out the front of the trousers?
Bad News Brown knew to dive and roll over the logo. Bret didn't see it and tripped.
Okay, everyone in the ring with talent, raise your hand.
That's what I thought.
SMASH: Isn't that your belt, Ax?
CRUSH: No, it's mine.
AX: I had a watch when I left the locker room...
STING: How am I supposed to wear this around my waist?