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Shelton practiced getting 'Figure-Four'ed with his Nature Boy Doll
Shelton couldn't stand to see his Nature Boy Doll fall over, and made a desperate bid to save it.
Shelton: 'You don't go down without me, Ric!'
When rolling up Tajiri for the powerbomb, Coach lost control of momentum, resulting in 2 tangled wrestlers, and a confused ref.
Coach's face said it all when Tajiri spotted the 'Vince's Special Place' Tattoo on Coach's ass.
Unfortunately Tajiri's english wasn't that great and he translated Coach's tattoo as 'enter here to reach the secret world of Narnia, where everyone is pushed all the time, Funaki only does presenting, and Hardcore Holly never existed'
While Tajiri broke into a spontaneous Macarena, Shelton could sense his disappointment and decided to leave his 'Nature Boy Doll' lying around where Tajiri could maybe find some solace.
Tajiri was bitterly disappointed.
Not only was there no secret world of Narnia, but Coach's ass wasn't a secret portal, he really needed to wash his hair, and to top it all off, Coach stole his borrowed love-doll.
Christian: Nipple-Gripple!!!!!!!
Trish: NO! NO! NO! NO! I'm not playing!
Trish's attempts to get out of the Nipple-Gripple game resulted in a forfeit.
Jericho: Here comes the Atomic-Wedgie!!!!
Despite Lita and Victoria's best efforts, the debut of Synchronised swimming in a wrestling ring received a lukewarm reaction from the audience.
The poor ref had to untangle another botched move after Lita over-spun the DDT and the women got stuck.
When the ref finally freed Victoria, the other wrestlers decided to surprise her, by dressing up as Trish and Chyna.
Mick: This is how you brush a beard!
Orton: I don't have a beard!
Mick: Put that trashcan down, so I can brush your beard!
Orton: I don't have a beard!
Mick: Just relax. It'll only tug a little.
Orton: I don't have a beard!
Mick: Okay. Beard brushed, now for some leg waxing and then some exfoliation.
Orton: Mick - are you even listening to me?
Mick: And UP we go. You'll love this. It'll make your skin so fresh and lively.
Orton: Mick - there's no such thing as exfoliation tacks!
Mick: Who's Mick?
Orton: You are!
Mick: Noooooo! I'm Cactus Jack, Health & Beauty Consultant.
Orton: WTF?
Kane: I'm the big red monster!
Edge: No! I'm the big red monster!
Kane: I can chokeslam you.
Edge: I can chokeslam you!
Kane: I've got the Red & Black pants.
Edge: I've got the grimace.
Kane: I can look dead.
Edge: I can look angry.
Kane: I've got no hair.
Edge: I've got lots of hair.
Kane: Homo!
Edge: Dammit! I knew I should've went with Rock, Paper, Scissors.
HHH: Alright, Benoit! I've heard all the jokes about me and the Backdoor this week.
Benoit: You mean they're jokes?
HBK: When you do the crossface, I look like Jericho!
Benoit: Quit changing the subject! You were trying to cop a feel!
HBK: I screwed Bret here, you know.
Benoit: I don't care. Stop looking at my crotch!
HBK: I can't help it. It's something about you Canadians.
Benoit: Shawn's looking at my ass isn't he?
Ref: Yep.
HHH: He calls you his special friend, Chris.
Benoit: help me please...
HHH: It'll cost you.
Benoit: I'll give you your title back after your movie deal?
HHH: Done. You distract him, and I'll hit him with my hammer.
Benoit (off-camera): Okay Shawn, on your knees, baby.
HBK: Mmmmmmmmm. Canadianssssss.
HHH: Suckers!
Benoit: Bastard! Try and hit me with your big tool, would you!
HHH: No! That was Shawn!
Benoit: I told you where I was gonna put that hammer!
HBK: AaaaaaahhhhhhhH!!!!!
Ref: Only 3/4 of the way in Chris.
After Benoit's successful title defence, it looked like the posters would read 'HBK got screwed by Hunters Tool' for years to come.