Christian: And then we use some essential oils..
Jericho: Dude, stop dicking around. You're not a hairdresser!
Christian: You're jealous, bitch!
Voiceover by Christian: And showing a slight trim and facial restyle on our model, Kenneth, available at Le Salon du Christian, priced $650.
HBK: You look butch!
Benoit: No! You look butch!
HBK: New haircut.
Benoit: Christian?
HBK: The boys got talent!
Molly needed the moral support of Victoria, in order for Christian to finish the 'Shorn Lady Trim', however all agreed that it was great of him to do it in the ring.
Even the referee's couldn't help but gasp in awe of Christians legendary skills with the clippers.
Orton: Can you get him to make me look more over?
Edge: Course, dude! He's my brother. Now, how over would you like?
Orton: Very over please.
Edge: You'll have to lend me your title for the period of 4 weeks.
Orton: Only if he can make me look very over and give me a real finishing move.
Edge: Hey! He's a hairdresser, not a miracle worker!
HHH: You guys better have this right because I'm going to shoot this movie, and someone has to get pedigree'd on RAW every week!
Dave: Sorry, what were you saying?
HHH: Weren't you listening?
Dave: Sorry Hunter, but you're voice was so boring it even put Shawn to sleep.
HHH: Dammit! Wake him up, Dave.
Dave: Alright, but I'm getting sick of this.
Evolution shocked the audience when they spontaneously burst into a musical rendition of 'We're men, we're manly men' from Robin Hood, Men In Tights.
Vic Flair: Quick, I've got him pinned down, you find out where he keeps that bloody mist!
Ref: Right!
Coach: Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you Vic 'The Pasture Boy' Flair!
Flair (quietly): are you sure they won't know i'm a knock-off?
Coach (quietly): relax. These people bought a PPV with me in it!
Regal: Quickly now, pass me my suppository.
Regal: Christ, I wish he would let me put it in myself!
Matt Hardy's long-anticipated face turn caused much excitement until everyone realised that he would continue the longest losing streak in history.
Edge: NO DAVE! WHEN I SAID 'EAT ME' I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!
Benoit: But I had an appointment with Christian!
Flair: I'm his apprentice.
Benoit: NO! You'll give me a barnet like Dave!
Flair: Nearly finished now. Anyway, I'll have you know that Batista's hair is admired in selected mens magazines all over the world!
Benoit: NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Benoit: You've knackered my hair!
Flair: Never mind that. Mike, check out the state of his cuticles.
Mike: Oh my god! They're terrible.
Flair: I'll have to have a word with 'The Messiah' about this. He hates rough hands.
Dave: Quick, Flair is on a hairdressing frenzy. Hide your hair!
Edge: Um. Here?
Dave: Yeahhhhh. That's fiine....
Benoit: Flair violated me!
Edge: Dave massaged me with his thighs!
Mike: You loved it!
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