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Originally Posted by Tedious
Also, if we're allowed more than one, Top Ten Things Said By Bobby Heenan. If you just want to pick one that I said, do this one.
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1. "This is not fair to Flair"
2. "I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me."
3. (When Bob Backlund is entering the arena) "At 234 pounds, from Mayberry, Opie Taylor."
4. (When talking about Hogans music) "This is my second favorite song... All The rest are tied."
5. "The Rocker are together forever!!" (Michaels superkicks Jannety and throws him through the window) "Oh I knew he was going to do that! He don't need Jannetty!"
6. "I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages."
7. "Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box."
8. "The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it."
9. "You know what slows down Typhoon? Twinkies--Hostess Cupcakes."
10. (after Juventud Guerrera took off his mask) "Maybe that's Okerlund under there?" and later... "Now when he delivers pizza, everyone will know who he is."