YAY! Captions are back!
"Y'all are gonna photoshop a basketball on my finger so I look blacker, right?"
"Good God, Ezekiel, why do you keep playing such terrible cards? You're entirely missing the point of strip poker!"
William Regal re-enacts a scene from this weekend's big new release "This Is It."
WWE was getting desperate. They'll try
anything for a share point. But Extreme Giant Othello wasn't going to do it.
SHEAMUS: Keep 'em closed!
SHELTON: But...
SHEAMUS: No! There's still eleven minutes left in the Cena/Orton Iron Man Match tune-up. I'll tell you when it's safe!
No one would soon forget the night Sheamus speared Shelton mid-moonsault.
"Ha! Thanks to my new snare trap, those Lucky Charms are as good as mine!"
He had been told that his ring-apron handstands were going to get him in trouble, but did he listen? Noooooo.
"Y'all are gonna photoshop a basketball on my finger so I look blacker, right? Right? Guys? ...fine. But people don't spin hockey pucks on their fingers."
YOSHI: Say, Christian-san. Before the match, I met an old friend of yours.
XIAN: Yeah? Who?
YOSHI: Liono.
XIAN: The guy from Thundercats?
YOSHI: No, not "Lion-o." "Lino."
XIAN: Lino, I don-- RHYNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"Hold it... I've almost got it... Just don't move your face..." THWACK!
"If I just use my thumb to cover up her face, she's... almost doable."
"It's like you're here in the room!"
"Iiiii been stompin' on the saaaaaame arm! Aaaaaaall the live long daaaaay!"
"What the bloody hell is M)3?"