Show: Aw...shucks....I wanna be in DX......then I could wear that awesome "World's Biggest Member" shirt..
Obituary Report: Alicia Fox was found suffocated to death inside the vagina of her opponent.
Ref: Something tells me I'm the minority in this match.
Evan: YEA!!! I'M GONNA WIN!!!! WOOO!!!
Evan: YEA!!! THIS IS GONNA HURT!!!! I HOPE MIZ COMES OUT TO HELP ME WIN!!! WOOO!!!
Cody: I do NOT look like the default character in every wrestling game!!!!
John: I may not sell much but it's near impossible to overcome the pain of hearing your commentating, Cole.
Taker: SmackDown must be the dominant show. My first time on Raw in a while and already I've got someone sucking my dick