
The mystery of where generic, talentless Divas come from has been solved. Apparently they are shat out by other generic, talentless Divas.

Yeah, nobody cares if you were a Cub Scout.

Apparently TPWW isn't the only place where wrestlers and sock puppets collide.

Kofi: Alls I'm saying is I was at Dairy Queen and I got a chocolate dip cone in the red stuff and, well...
MVP: SNAP!

NOW PULL MY FINGER!!!

WWE Bounce House is an instant success.

Damn kids! Turn the music down and go to sleep!