"All right, hold on hold on. No need for us to get all angry about that little vaguely-racist segment last week. Now come on, everybody come on back to our locker room for some Colt .45 and watermelon!"
"Lino" strikes again.
"Smells like fish..."
Goldust has done a pretty good job of hiding his ring rust the last several months, but his cover is blown as he forgets that he's supposed to take the cover off the turnbuckle, not the ringpost.
"Congratulations, Mister Burchill, it's a healthy... golden... thing."
"Wait, they want
who to play Captain Marvel?!?!?!?"
SNARE TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
As Archer looked out into the crowd, he realized that he was in some serious trouble... The Brood was back!
Archer prepares to put his opponent away. But first... Invisible Yo-yo!
You would think after all these years, WWE would do something about their spider problems.
"Hmm... I wonder what's happening in Alternte WWE Universe..."
The look of agony on Christian tells the story. His double stomp from the rafters was damn sure effective, but was it worth the obliteration of his kneecaps?
XIAN: It's fun to stay at the...
REGAL: No! I hate that bloody dance! I refuse to let you get the "M!"
Christian takes his invisible skateboard up the William Regal halfpipe.
"Why do I get the feeling that some giant's been mimicking me all night?