Paul was in some pain and was happy to meet the Dudleys in the ring for a free Chyropracty consultation.
While Bubba worked on Paul's wrist, D'von assessed Paul's neck for movement.
RVD was next in the queue.
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RVD: These guys any good?
Paul: Look at my wrist. It goes this way, it goes that way. Vince will be so pleased!
RVD: Cool. Whatever. Seen my 'herbs'?
Bubba: What's up, Rob?
RVD: When I go like this I get stuck......bollocks! Seen my 'herbs' anywhere?
Bubba: How's that?
RVD: Great!
Bubba: D'von - hand him the bill.
D'von: I can't! He's a friend!
Bubba: Just do it, or we'll never get 'Dudley Chyropracters' off the ground.
D'von: Okay, but I can't look.
Next up for treatment - Eddie.
Symptoms: Sore Neck and Back
The neck was sorted. Sadly the back needed to be treated by spinebuster.
While Eddie recovered, JBL came to the ring to cut a promo.
Sadly, his promo skills were lacking, and he had to result to writing notes on his hand.
Rico *singing*: Heaven......I'm in Heaven......And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak....And I seem to find that happiness I seek..
Rico *singing*: When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek...
Announcer: And the new 'WWE Singing Homo Champion....Rico!!!'
Bradshaw: Paul, about my push.
Paul: Look, Taker, you've been told that you've got a match against Booker T at Judgement Day.
Bradshaw: Paul, I'm Bradshaw!
Paul: No. Taker is the cowboy on SD.
Bradshaw: No. I'm JBL now, and I've got a title shot on Judgement Day.
Paul: WTF?
Bradshaw: Me v Eddie. Main Event.
Paul: I'm gone 3 weeks and this is the crap that happens. Jesus! I'm gonna see Vince!!!
Bradshaw: I get this close to a title shot, then Heyman turns up.
Ref: I know, I know..
Bradshaw: Now they've got me fighting unknown gimps with masks on again. It's just not fair!
Rene: Hi Torrie
Torrie: Hi Rene.
Rene: Like my new hair?
Torrie: Christian?
Rene: yep. The boys got talent.
Torrie: Stop calling me Fifi!
Rene: C'mon Fifi, play dead...
Torrie: Stop it!
Rene: Fifi! Sit! Roll Over!
Torrie couldn't handle the constant poodle commands, and wept causing a make-up mudslide that buried 4 small villages.
Rescue teams have been despatched.
Cena: Hey, RVD! I found your 'herbs'!
John Cena's charitable side was finally getting some credit.
Cena's 'Carry the Pensioner for Charity' was a great success.
Booker T *singing* : Well I guess that's why they call it the blues....time on my hands....could be time spent with you....
The Audience remained unconvinced by 'Booker T - Blues Man'
Hass was less than impressed when he found out he would have to sing to challenge Rico for the 'WWE Singing Homo' Title