Rikishi found out the hard way that the world where time runs backwards was not all it was cracked up to be when he attempted to do his pre-match ritual of taking a big stinky crap...

Moments later, the doors to the arena slammed shut and a mysterious blaze roared through the building, incinerating everyone in attendance.

Bubba: I swear to god Paul, I'm so hungry I might actually take you up on that offer for a knuckle sandwich.
RVD (Thinking): "Man, and I thought I had the munchies..."

Rene: Oh, Torrie...you've drank all of your milk. I'll just fill that up for you.
Torrie: ...But Rene, there's no cow around here. Where ever will you find some milk?
Rene: Hmm...I think I can find a substitute.

Booker T makes his attempt at becoming a character from a Ben Stiller movie...
Booker: "What do you mean the Blue Raja wasn't actually blue? .....Silverware? WTF?!?

Chavo: And then he was like "OOH! Kane Knight gave me a bad rep!!!"
Cena: Are you serious? Man, I thought Jeff Hardy wouldn't care if he got a bad rep...
Ref: Hey I thought Brock was gonna kill us if we went back on that site...