
HGA took a strange and interesting twist with the introduction of "target practice."

Rikishi's reaction to the new
Garfield movie trailer.

Scotty was concerned. Charlie would probably have to get that giant metal rod growing out of his foot checked out.

Poor Rico became yet another victim of nature when he chose to sunbathe on the day meteorologists predicted heavy Rikishi showers.

Torrie knew she shouldn't have made fun of that magical PMSing pigeon.

With his character going nowhere, Cena becomes desperate and tries to buy his way to a storyline direction.

Cena: "You LIAR! You neither stood NOR delivered!!!!"
Chavo: "Oh shit!"

It was about this time that Haas wished he'd read that part in the contract that stipulated WWE Tag Champs as the official cage cleaners of the WWE.

Eddie: "Suck my balls, D-Von! That's right, I'm EDDIE GUERRERO,
BITCH!
(rep if I can for the very, very easy half reference)

As his promo reached his twelfth hour, Bradshaw couldn't help but notice people weren't paying as much attention as before.

Bradshaw: (reading) "Okay, he's down now. Lets see... next thing I do is... C... O... V... E.... I think that's all.... Cove? What the hell kinda move is a Cove?!?!"

RVD: "Face it Paul, you get competitive about everything."
Heyman: "I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win."
Always wanted to do that last one.