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Originally Posted by big_bluto
Stating a fact? Hmmmmm........
Collins English Dictionary defines 'daft' as;
adj Chiefly Brit. (1) foolish, simple or stupid, (2) a slang word for insane (3) extremely fond of (4) frivolous, giddy
Collins English Dictionary defines 'cunt' as;
Taboo (1) the female genitalia (2) a woman considered sexually or (3) a mean obnoxious person
Okay - that gives me a good idea of what you consider to be 'fact' and what is in reality actually fiction.
Now then, here's the deal....
1) You sound like a bitter, sad, whiney, little bitch because I started making jokes in your thread. Boo-hoo. Suck it up. Get over it.
2) There are very few words or things I take exception to being called, but the least you could do is come up with something creative.
3) Despite invitation to come up with something constructive to call me, you've proved either (a) a limited experience in life, or (b) you have a limited vocabulary, or (c) you have a limited intellect, or more probably (d) you have no balls.
The reason I suggest that despite being named Phil, being 19 years old and bitching like a big, fat, elephants fanny, you apparently sit safely at home, calling people bad names on the internet, while your folks are downstairs wishing their little boy would (a) go out more, or (b) get his Nat-King-Cole and discover there's more to life.
If you called me a cunt in a pub, then you'd be sitting there trying to fnd your teeth, and asking people what happened to you, while the other bystanders would be lying to you about why they never jumped in to help.
See here's the thing. I had 2 options.
1) I could post a reply which would result in this petty name-calling shit, which will degenerate into this. (Sad, but entertaining for others)
or
2) I could post something like I did above, which would give you the opportunity to turn this into something funny. (giving you more credit than you deserve there, because as it turns out, you don't seem capable)
So what am I trying to achieve here?
1) Prove that if you want to call me a cunt, then you have to prove yourself capable. You haven't.
2) Have some fun. it's a website where people post opinions, facts and dreams. When you start giving people grief because they're doing so, then you have to look at who is the 'daft cunt'?
3) Disprove the fact:
Daft - suggests that I am either a bit thick, or extremely fond of something
Cunt - suggests that I am either obnoxious, or a vagina.
Hmmmm.....
Stupid and obnoxious, or extremely fond of vagina?
Well, what do you know.
I am extremely fond of vagina.
As it turns out you might be onto something after all, although something tells me that is totally accidental on your part.
Once you've prised yourself away from your PC, your internet porn and assorted butt-plug's, gotten a life, a girlfriend, some lovin, and learnt that there is more to life, you'll be able to look back on this and realise how much of a bitter-sounding, sad, lonely, whiny, ass-dildo, bitch you actually seem to be.
In the meantime, get a life, or go piss up a rope, ****stick!
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