Stupid wrestling-related shit you've done...
Back after Wrestlemania: The arcade game came out on PS1, me and my friends started doing commentary play by play in the same fashion as the game did. You know, glitchy, repetitive, and rarely having anything to do with the real action in the ring?
The otherday, I ran around Wal-Mart with a steel chair. When one of the employees (Someone I know) asked me what I was doing, I said that I was Wal-Mart's new "Chairman of the board."
“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”
--John Rogers
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