Things got a little ugly when Gail and Victoria got trapped in Jamie Noble's torso portal.
Lita never believed the stories her mom told about the "Botch Monster" coming to eat her if she made enough mistakes. Now, she was starting to regret that.
Sometimes, Coach got a little
too into the flea circus on his finger.
HHH: "That's right Tajiri, they're homos. ALL of them. That's why I always **** them from behind."
Tajiri:
Figures that Triple H couldn't tell the difference between something green and bushy all over and his wife.
Caught in this dire predicament, Rhyno desperately pulled the cable, causing the Triple H Anvil to fall on Conway and give him the win.
"So I push one of these buttons and someone's push magically disappears? Wow, this Triple H machine is fun!"
Benoit: "If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be? "
Michaels: "Taylor Hanson."
Benoit: "Taylor Hanson is a guy."
Michaels: "Hahaha! You guys are yankin' me. 'Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire.'"
Benoit: "No, he's actually a guy, Shawn."
Michaels: "What? That's insane. That's impossible. *Pause* Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god."
Christian: "You're not going anywhere Matt! Now, my lovely assistant Trish will just give you a bowl cut and you'll be well on your way!"
Matt: *muffled* "Nooooooooo!!!!"
Grandmaster Sexay was disgusted when he learned he was going to have to clean Mark Henry's pen, as well as all the droppings...
OR
(offscreen)
Chris: "Oh my god, the feds are here! Run ET!"
ET: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Trish: "I'll never let go! I'll never let go, Jack!"
Tyson: "Jack? My name's TYSON!"
Trish: "Oh, um... er..."
Tyson: "Screw that! You can suffer in that move!" *lets go*
Trish: "No! *Chris applies more pressure* Ahhhhhh!!!!"
Christian: "Good job Batista!" *rubs his pecs*
Tomko: "Um, I'm Tyson, not Batista."
Christian: "Sorry, force of habit. You two could be brothers ya know?"
When Triple H summoned up the spirit of Baraka, Liu Kang knew he was screwed.
The boys in the back said Tajiri was putting a shoe into his mouth after he accidentall badmouthed HHH in his presence. Tajiri didn't think literally though.
Kane's new ventriloquist act got off to a bad start when he positioned the dummy the wrong way.
Lita: "Oh Hunter, I offer thee this sacrifice at thy altar in hopes of an undeserved push for yet another year."
Kane: "Um, I'm Kane, not Triple H. Besides, he'd tell you himself that he doesn't take used goods."
Lita: "Oh no! The Botch Monster is back again!!!"
King had the biggest hard-on ever until Stacy decided to let one rip right then and there.
Can't think of anything right now.
Orton: "Lemme get this straight. You were called 'The King,' but you DIDN'T scream 'PUPPIES!' every five seconds???"
Rhyno's antics went too far when he put some on Edge's boots after Edge threatened to take them, shine them up real nice, turn them sidewise, and stick them straight up Flair's candy ass.
Ref: "It's okay, Dave! This time, the camera view is from your left!
The birthing process was long and difficult, but after a couple of hours, Dave Batista finally pushed out and healthy baby Benoit.
Edge marvelled at how a man with such saggy boobs as Flair could have such a firm and trim ass.
Benoit: "Look, a spider Shawn!"
Michaels: "Ha! I'm not afraid of spiders! You can't get me with that tri--"
Benoit: "It's Sting!!!"
Michaels: "What? I hate scorpions! Get it off!!" *taps furiously*