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*Milhouse auditions to become Burns' heir*
Milhouse: I have nothing to offer you but my love.
Mr. Burns: I specifically said, no geeks!
Milhouse: But my mom says I'm cool.
*Nelson auditions to become Burns' heir*
Nelson: Gimme your fortune or I'll pound your withered old face in!
Mr. Burns: Ooh, I like his energy. Put him on the callback list.
*Martin auditions to become Burns' heir*
Martin: Clang, clang, clang, went the trolley! Ring, ring, ring, went the bell! Zing, zing, zing, went my heartstrings....
*Nelson cold-cocks Martin*
Mr. Burns: Thank you! *Turns to Smithers* Give the bully an extra point.
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