Lita was terrified by Kane's breathe. But Kane was even more scared that Lita would botch the kiss and kill them both.
Triple H had blamed everyone else for the low ratings the last few years. It was now Mr. Planty's turn.
These days, this was the only way to keep Rhyno from wiping out the buffet table backstage.
Fireworks Guy: Hey don't touch that! You might get fired!
Eugene: Whatever it takes to get out of this lame-ass gimmick..
"Wow, Tyson, your implants
are nicer than Trish's!" *swoon*
The entire audience is grateful that the camera didn't pick up what Jerry was doing with his left hand.
To his dismay, Edge finds out the hard way that Ric forgot to wear his adult diapers to tonight's match.