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**Fryza** · 04-27-2004, 08:43 PM

Worst. Unprettier/Reverse DDT. Ever.

Kane soon learned it's hard to suck the soul out of one without a soul. Triple H's "Shang Tsung" lessons were false!

Coach: No, I'M a homo!...Okay, not cool.

H: Did he just call himself a homo?
Taijiri: Yeah, he just carred himserf a homo.
H: That is great! HAHAHA
Taijiri: Yeah, dat is rearry great.
H: You know what's funnier?
Taijiri: Rwhat?
H: You jobbed to him!

Hunter: HUNTER....MAD! HUNTER....DO BUSHWHACKER DANCE!

Rhyno: Hera, GIVE ME STRENGTH!
Rob: Not gonna' work..
Rhyno: Dammit....umm...By the power of Gray Skull...I HAVE THE POWER!!!!
Rob: Or that...
Rhyno: ....dammit.

Technician: Sure..you can't use the Tongan Death Grip on machinary..

Benoit: Did you hear about Shelton sleeping with Stacey?
Shawn: What?! No!
Benoit: Mhmm girl.

It was at this moment that poor JR feel out of his chair, a vein on his face bursting, and he himself foaming at the mouth. Though he was gone, his last words were noted to be- "BAH GAWD UNPRETTIER".

Brian: Oh sure..Scotty gets the Power Ranger gimmick...and I get to be a cliff diver..argh it's a long ways down. Now I know what Jeff Hardy must feel like..

Trish's new submission and double team was just plain poor.

Christian: Oh..wow, I'm a huge fan of you guys. Go Anthrax!

Hunter: HUNTER...STRETCH!
Taijiri: Oh, for the rove of God, somerun herp me..

Worst. Swingset. Ever.

When the jobbers came falling through the glass ceiling, why did they always have to land on Kane?

Not many people were impressed with Lita's Moses gimmick. Partly due to the fact she couldn't even part jobbers, let alone a sea.

Kane: Don't be afraid, you'll beat me clean at the next PPV..

Just then, Stacey remembered her worst nightmare of freezing in place, and she had that 'dream' again.

Stacey was a little worried. I mean, you'd be too if some random old man grabbed your hand and raised it, then got excited.

Randy: So..uh...'ow's the wife and kids?

The Chinese Person Trap made its WWE debute.

Just then, Dave had an out-of-body experience and saw himself in the clutches of the Crippler Crossface. The sudden moment of hour was surpassed when he remembered that he left the stove on..

Benoit: Sharpshooter...American...shit..Don't...reveal...Canadian...heritage..
Ref: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Benoit: What? Daddy? Mr. Benoit, and he's retired in Calgary...
Ref: Canada?! *rings bells*

Edge just couldn't help the feel.

Two days later, some random (Canadian) (Internet) fan had placed the word "Own'd" under Shawn in "defiance" of the '97 SS match.

04-27-2004, 08:43 PM	#8
Fryza Fthagn? Posts: 10,042	Worst. Unprettier/Reverse DDT. Ever. Kane soon learned it's hard to suck the soul out of one without a soul. Triple H's "Shang Tsung" lessons were false! Coach: No, I'M a homo!...Okay, not cool. H: Did he just call himself a homo? Taijiri: Yeah, he just carred himserf a homo. H: That is great! HAHAHA Taijiri: Yeah, dat is rearry great. H: You know what's funnier? Taijiri: Rwhat? H: You jobbed to him! Hunter: HUNTER....MAD! HUNTER....DO BUSHWHACKER DANCE! Rhyno: Hera, GIVE ME STRENGTH! Rob: Not gonna' work.. Rhyno: Dammit....umm...By the power of Gray Skull...I HAVE THE POWER!!!! Rob: Or that... Rhyno: ....dammit. Technician: Sure..you can't use the Tongan Death Grip on machinary.. Benoit: Did you hear about Shelton sleeping with Stacey? Shawn: What?! No! Benoit: Mhmm girl. It was at this moment that poor JR feel out of his chair, a vein on his face bursting, and he himself foaming at the mouth. Though he was gone, his last words were noted to be- "BAH GAWD UNPRETTIER". Brian: Oh sure..Scotty gets the Power Ranger gimmick...and I get to be a cliff diver..argh it's a long ways down. Now I know what Jeff Hardy must feel like.. Trish's new submission and double team was just plain poor. Christian: Oh..wow, I'm a huge fan of you guys. Go Anthrax! Hunter: HUNTER...STRETCH! Taijiri: Oh, for the rove of God, somerun herp me.. Worst. Swingset. Ever. When the jobbers came falling through the glass ceiling, why did they always have to land on Kane? Not many people were impressed with Lita's Moses gimmick. Partly due to the fact she couldn't even part jobbers, let alone a sea. Kane: Don't be afraid, you'll beat me clean at the next PPV.. Just then, Stacey remembered her worst nightmare of freezing in place, and she had that 'dream' again. Stacey was a little worried. I mean, you'd be too if some random old man grabbed your hand and raised it, then got excited. Randy: So..uh...'ow's the wife and kids? The Chinese Person Trap made its WWE debute. Just then, Dave had an out-of-body experience and saw himself in the clutches of the Crippler Crossface. The sudden moment of hour was surpassed when he remembered that he left the stove on.. Benoit: Sharpshooter...American...shit..Don't...reveal...Canadian...heritage.. Ref: Who is your daddy, and what does he do? Benoit: What? Daddy? Mr. Benoit, and he's retired in Calgary... Ref: Canada?! rings bells Edge just couldn't help the feel. Two days later, some random (Canadian) (Internet) fan had placed the word "Own'd" under Shawn in "defiance" of the '97 SS match.