Kane: Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhalitosis!

HHH just couldn't do anything right on Raw. He even botched the dip in the dance contest. What a shame....

HHH: You see, that's the deal everyone gets when they come to Raw...you either take what's in my left hand, or you go where my right hand points, which is right the f*** out of my building.

Worst...fieldgoal...ever!

Orton (to Stacy): You're never gonna get into this house. Why don't you give up? You're too skinny and your tits are too small...
(to Race) ...and you. You're too.......too......BLONDE!!!!

Matt: Hey! I've found a hole in the glass ceiling!
Kane: Take me with you!!!

Flair: Oh I hate it when my Schwartz gets tangled!!!