Gail: AH! OK! You're the pitcher and I'm the catcher!
Lita "Gonerria Spreader" didn't go over too well
Coach: M-A-R-S, bitches
HHH, always believe a Japanese guy when he says Godzilla is coming...
Hunter is often delirious after eating at "Buffet de Steph"
Rhyno: Let's wait for a minute and do the bump
Conway:
Eugene: Michael Cole!
Cole: dammit, back to SmackDown
Benoit: IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEEL EL EL EL EL EL! What the Crippler......IS COOKING! *cocks Crippler's Eyebrow*
Ultimo looks different, doesn't he?
You'd have the same face if you saw Randy "Legend Pleasurer" Orton at work
Dr. Tomko is very swift at deliveries
Christian: Hey Tyson...how much ya bench?
Tajiri: OH MY GOD! HHH! My mother in law is never gonna believe this
HHH: Thats cause she's never gonna find out *snap*
HHH: You do not spit better than me!
Kane's Michael Jackson wasn't going too well, I mean did Hardy have to be the baby?
Kane drops V-1 when his idol Avril Lavigne shows up
Kane: *sniff* Binaca?
Even God stops and admires a full moon once a while
Stacy and Harley got into RVD's stash, They were dancing around a maypole...
Edge: TAP!
Ric: *snore*
Edge: Hey look! Theres Raven drawing a crowd!
Ric: What!
Benoit: AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Batista: AH *taps*
Benoit: **** YO COUCH NIGGA!
Edge: I'll never let go Ric...
Ric: AH! LET GO!

HBK: How many more sharpshooters do I have to give up to?
Benoit: Until Bret comes back
HBK: Ah shit