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Originally Posted by BillyBonez
What are some bad endings u can come up with for the mania matches this year?
Here is one,
[Taker Vs HBK.
HBK and Taker come out and stare each other down. Suddenly Taker smiles and HBK nods his head. HBK walks up to him and Taker falls on the mat. HBK pins him.
1-2-3.
HBK ends the streak and Taker let him! Then Taker gets up and HBK turns sideways to him and open up his neck. Taker bites HBK's neck and HBK shakes and becomes a zombie servant of Taker, but at the price of being remembered as the GREATEST Mania performer of all time.]
[HHH Vs Sheamus.
HHH comes out but Sheamus isnt coming. HHH gets angry and demands what the deal is. Sheamus appears on the titantron backstage and he is holding HHH's baby children hostage. Sheamus tells HHH that its time to fight on his terms. If HHH does not want his children to be hurt, then he will accept the match stipulation to be changed to a "Celtic Cage of Cruelty" match. HHH says okay just dont hurt my kids.
A HIAC lowers around the ring, but it is colored green and various objects are thrown in. Sheamus then pops up from underneat the ring but HHH rolls him up for the pin with a small package.
After the match, HHH rushes backstage to his children but they attack him and claim that Sheamus is their new father!]
Edge Vs Jericho
[Edge comes out with black facepaint and an actual spear. He claims the jokes are over and tonight he will kill Jericho by physically spearing him. Security and police run out and arrest Edge. The match is ruled as a no contest and Jericho comes out and spits in Edge's face as he is being taken away]
Bret Hart Vs Vince McMahon
[In the middle of the match, Bret Hart pulls a gun out on Vince and shoots him. Vince falls down and Shane runs down to the ring and starts shooting at Bret, but "misses" and hits Vince instead. Bret smiles and Shane smiles back at him. Bret then grabs the mic and says, "Come here son!". Shane and Bret embrace as EMTs take Vince McMahon ]
MITB
[During the middle of the match, when everybody is down on the outside of the ring, The Briefcase suddenly drops down and the lights go out. When they come back on, the briefcase is missing. The MITB participants look around in shock and see Drew Mcintyre standing on the ramp with the MITB briefcase in hand and Vince McMahon patting him on the back. *Note: This happens before the Bret Vs Vince match* ]
Tag Team Match
[R-Truth comes out rapping when suddenly he is arrested on the entrance ramp. Miz and Show come out smiling and laughing and tell Morrison that he is gonna have to go at it ALL ALONE. It is revealed that Miz and Show faked a crime so that R-Truth would get blamed for it. ]
Batista Vs Cena
[They have a back and forth match when John Cena's wife jumps the barricade (She is shown earlier to be there to support Cena) and costs Cena the match. After the match she and Batista embrace and she says that Cena never "satisfied" her, because he is "small" and she has now found a REAL man. She and Batista leave to go to the local "hotel" so she can forget Cena]
What do yo think?
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Lol holy fuck was that amazing.
Oh and all you indy twits who think Danielson should be at WM seem to forget that nobody cares who the fuck he is.