After his duel with the Roadrunner, Kurt Angle was never the same again.
"I'll get you someday, Superman!!!"
Thing made a sudden heel turn when he snuck up onto Torrie's shoulder and pulled a lock of her hair off.
Torrie wasn't exactly sure that a lap dance for Kurt was a part of the Make-A-Wish program, but orders were orders.
Renee couldn't help but chuckle when Torrie botched walking.
Renee debuts his Forced Intentional 69 maneuver to the delight of the crowd.
Realizing Torrie had been traumatized, Cena smartly made her feel a lot better with a nice breast grope.
Renee was furious. Someone had turned the static electricity generator again!
Renee: "I'll complete my mission, and the Justice League will be destroyed! Muahahahahahaha!!!"
Chavo the Directionally-Confused Centaur was back with the WWE.
Chavo
could have taken over Benoit's title as King of Levitators, had it not been for the fact that Chavo Sr. was still HOLDING the belt.
After RVD and Bubba got themselves stuck during the middle of their night of passion, D-Von found himself presented with a most difficult challenge of how to extricate the two... from each other.
Things went too far when RVD and Eddie Guerrero joined the anti-internet campaign and called all the smarks homos.
Gunn: "Whoa, Booker, you okay?? I told you not to do a Brock Lesnar impression!"
Backstage, Randy Orton found himself with mixed emotions when the WWE brought out Cowboy Bob Orton for a promo.
Taker: "Made in.... dammit! I can never figure out what that last word is!!!"
Whoopi Goldberg's run as the Wicked Witch of the West was not as successful as most had hoped.
Booker T gained even more heel heat when he offered two Big Macs to the Undertaker right in plain view of Paul Bearer.
Taker was not amused by Booker's whoopi cushion.
Rico was amazed. Not only had Charlie Haas gained the power of invisibility, he'd also gotten interesting jumping powers!
Charlie had to get one thing clear. He was half a gecko. Not to be confused with half a GEICO, which can save people tons on their car insurance.
Rico: Horse Whisperer demonstrates his amazing and unique powers.
Charlie certainly was proud. Steven Richards was now THIS tall!
Rico and Danny knew they shouldn't have worn their braces during a wrestling match.
Somehow, Charlie didn't buy Rico's argument that he was just massaging his thighs.
Hebner: "Um, Bubba. You should really get that Eddie-Head growth coming out of your leg checked out.
Eddie: "I'm still being elevated! I'm still being elevated--oh shit."
"Don't you ever steal my stash again! Don't you EVER steal my stash again! I'm ROB VAN DAM, BITCH!!!"
Christopher Reeves was intrigued by this new Equestrian Poaching League.
The celebration was cut short when the Giant Sky Wrench chewed off RVD's hand.
BONUS PIC:
Eddie chuckled. All he had to do was tell RVD that D-Von was a special brownie and he'd do anything!
Agh. I sucked. I blame it on the pics.
